August 2008
1 post
June 2008
2 posts
“Canadian pop star Avril Lavigne is set to put her music career on hold after...”
– Do you think she means she’s “toyed with acting… like a mature human being”? Kind of like she’s “toyed” with being humble and gracious to her fans?
And actually, AvLav, this is exactly what I expect, given your current, ass-ward career trajectory. Albums...
March 2008
5 posts
VICE mag features BMW cover ad visible only in the... →
They may be yesterday’s hipster mag to some, but people are certainly talking about this! (Media In Canada via Gawker)
Rode hard and put away wet
It’s over for Ladysmith’s most famous woman (no, not my crazy aunt Joanne) Pam Anderson and her thirty seconds worth of husband, Rick Salmon Soloman Salman Rushdie the crusader-eyed weirdo from One Night In Paris, a fact which probably comes as no surprise to anyone who has ever heard of them or their exes… or drawn a breath in an oxygen environment. You’d have to be a...
"Jacko Clan In A Deep Funk" →
Gotta love a Post headline. And oh how the mighty have fallen! Marlon is stocking shelves in a supermarket, ferfucksakes! I am SHOCKED!
Crazy needs a j-o-b
Aww, honey. We all go through dry spells! I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the bad press you got from your last job and your last relationship where you almost took down that internet mogul and then sold his shit online. Employers don’t really pay attention to the internet. I’m sure everyone just assumes you’re busy. Here’s my question though: can a person with a...
We're back, baby!
After a considerable absence, Poutina has risen from some rather infamous ashes (which we may end up dishing about at some point) and it’s great to be back! This is where you’ll find the most artery-clogging internet junk food, served up sloppily and in true Canadian-style. We’re just getting the machines all greased up over here, so it might take a few days to start cranking...