We're back, baby!

After a considerable absence, Poutina has risen from some rather infamous ashes (which we may end up dishing about at some point) and it’s great to be back! This is where you’ll find the most artery-clogging internet junk food, served up sloppily and in true Canadian-style.

We’re just getting the machines all greased up over here, so it might take a few days to start cranking grist through our little mill on the regs, so feel free to browse the rest of the Heziverse and take a look at Hezful (our food blog), Civixen (for politics/current affairs), cvxn (the place where they all flow together) and HWHQ for info about the business side of what we do. Coming soon - Radio Hez (for podcasts) and a few others still in development. (If anybody has some free time to take over the world with me, I need an intern!)

And don’t hate us ‘cause we’re beautiful. That’s logo designer Sean Maxey’s fault.

As always, email me tips about Canadian celebrities up to no good at home and abroad, and check back for updates throughout the ides of March! 

Thanks for stopping by!